For my entry today, I’m here to persuade you that uncool is the new cool. Nerdy is the new black. . You see, it’s all about embracing your inner nerd. To welcome the voice inside your head that screams at you to put on a kilt. To obey the urge to attempt to use 3 computers at once.
But first, we must look at what a nerd really is.
Some words that spring to mind are: weird, freaky, awkward, really weird laugh *pause to laugh weirdly*, computer loving, unappealing, glasses *adjust glasses*
That’s pretty dang unfair! Everyone at my accordion club agrees that being a nerd is better than, erm, not being one.
We are comfortable with being ourselves!
Us nerds are smart and for god’s sake earthing, being smart is not a bad thing! And nerds are more successful and usually make a lot of cash later on in life. Bill Gates, the Uber Nerd, who happens to be the richest man alive. So now you know why nerds are super swell. Yes, we’re all aware that nerds are nifty, but do you know how to be one?
Here are five easy steps that will have you on your way to nerdifying your life.
Step one: Learn to pronounce and define the word:
Step two: Invent your own secret handshake for you and your friends to do every time you see each other. It could be short and sweet like a slap of the hands and a cry of “EIEIIEEIE!!”
Or it could be tremendously long and brilliantly complex.
The sort of thing that takes so long that by the time you finished, your breathless after all the alien chants and your fingers are numb from continuous wiggling.
Step three: Repeatedly state the saying “Holey Moley Cheese!”
Step four: Purchase the C.D. Ronnie Ronaldo: Around the world on whistle.” He’s the world’s greatest whistler!! Let me recommend track one and thirteen. =)
Step five: Ponder everything. Why are we here? What does this mean? Can those fabulous glasses really only be four dollars??
Ponder everything that you do! That means, even the next time you pick up a white crayon, you must ask yourself, why are white crayons here? What do they want from us??
So there are your five steps!
Congrats if you have already done those things, cause that makes you a nerd in training! Of course, it takes years of hard work and dedication to become a proper nerd.
But hey, your on your way!
So were would the world be without our beloved nerdy figures?
What would Scooby-doo and Mystery Inc be without Velma?
James Bond without his brainy gadget supplier Q? Bart without Lisa? All these nerdy sidekicks play vital roles in society. Cause lets face it our beloved, yet absolutely gormless heroes would be quite dead without the overlooked brains of the situation.
So now my brilliant nerd rookies, you must unleash yourself!
Grab your lederhosen and second edition of advanced calculus and use them proud and loud!
May the force be with you!!!!!